the World Series

I have figured out this complex that I have.

I do things to make myself miserable. It is not that I do not want to be happy, it is just that I do not know how to handle myself when the situation arises.

I purposefully make myself miserable.

This is why I try to stay friends with the girls that broke my heart. This is why I watch episodes of the Office or Scrubs that mimic my short comings with females. This is why I listen to that goddamn Fake Problems song over and over and over and over and over again.

This is why I am rooting for the Rockies for this world series. Because I know there is no way that they can possibly win.